Where you'll find some of the funniest and weirdest sh*t to ever grace tumblr.

collegehumor:

Shoe Affair
Cuts right to your sole.

collegehumor:

Shoe Affair

Cuts right to your sole.

collegehumor:

The Walking Dead - a Bad Lip Reading

Next week on the Walking Dead.. “Fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze.”

lady-bane:

This is me everyday in geology class.
-xkcd 913

Admit it. You looked down and thought “Oh holy hell THAT IS UNDER MY FEET?!”

lady-bane:

This is me everyday in geology class.

-xkcd 913

Admit it. You looked down and thought “Oh holy hell THAT IS UNDER MY FEET?!”

suckmycactus:

Some of these texture packs just make the mobs terrifying

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But this one I just

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Best/Worst Hiding Spot Ever

So a few days ago I had gone to the store with my mom and since we needed cereal, I picked out some Frosted Cheerios thinking “oh man I haven’t had these in awhile I wonder if they still taste as good” and put the box in the cart.

We got home and did normal things; around 8:00 PM my brother said “OMG FROSTED CHEERIOS?! WHO GOT THIS?!” My mom told him that I picked them out, and he proceeded to say “IMMA GIVE HIM A HUG”

I took that as my cue to hide under my desk, away from him.

Keep in mind that my desk in right next to our bedroom door, and that there was only one slim board in the front for support.

My brother walks in, stands RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DESK, and WALKS OUT ASKING MY MOM WHERE I WAS. She suggested I was in the basement (our washer/dryer machines are there) and he decided to WALK BACK INTO OUR ROOM, WALK BEHIND THE DESK AND STILL NOT F*CKING SEE ME. 

The ONLY reason he found out I was there is because I COULDN’T F*CKING STOP LAUGHING.

I was only able to control my laughter 10 minutes later after crawling WITHOUT MY LEGS to our kitchen.

I think something inside me broke that day.

collegehumor:

How to Tell a Person’s Profession by the Size of Their Glasses
Eyes are the window to the soul. Glasses are the window to your soul-crushing job. 

collegehumor:

How to Tell a Person’s Profession by the Size of Their Glasses

Eyes are the window to the soul. Glasses are the window to your soul-crushing job. 

collegehumor:

Current State of the Union
Just… just hang on a sec…

This is GREAT! xD

collegehumor:

Current State of the Union

Just… just hang on a sec…

This is GREAT! xD

:D

collegehumor:

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals [Click to watch]

Here’s an important new nature guide from the people who brought you How Animals Eat Their Food.